Follow The Signs! (2017) (evidence below the lyrics)
Dikku slogan: I am a hero.
BLACKY: HyperTanning Studio.
Gland Open, Wide Tough.
Authentic Cleaning
and Café de Laugh.
Evil JCB digging with aggression.
Pipe cried because of the interruption.
A pained penguin
holding its brain.
Orange crab warning
about the closing doors.
Scary mannequins standing guard
beside a front door.
Careful or your kids
cannot play in the future.
Carry your dog poop.
Danger drowning.
Parrot warning of electrocution.
Disposable panties.
Diving Kappa.
Dog appeals for
your very best manners.
But it's ok to dress them up in Wanko.
Bunny bun looks like a camel toe.
In a plastic bag
don't carry him or her.
No entry or else
you get a hammer.
Toilet paper titles;
My Moon or Pity,
Rest Answer
Or when it hits the fan: Naive Lady.
Pick Me! Pick Me! Tear.
Beats the classic: "Standard Burgers",
Lavatory sign for foreigners:
It has separated
the male and the woman.
Don't mistake.
Guy dressed as a bowling pin.
Peepee Rub?
Massage Mat instructions.
Cigarettes specially for a mild smoker.
Worried levee
stressed about bad drivers.
Riding bears appears
apparently dangerous.
That sign looks like a cock 'n balls.
Don't chuck your garbage on a dog.
Speed Your Sell.
Please do it at home.
Please do it at a pub.
Dikku slogan: I am a hero.
BLACKY: HyperTanning Studio.
Gland Open, Wide Tough.
Authentic Cleaning
and Café de Laugh.
Evil JCB digging with aggression.
Pipe cried because of the interruption.
A pained penguin
holding its brain.
Orange crab warning
about the closing doors.
Scary mannequins standing guard
beside a front door.
Careful or your kids
cannot play in the future.
Carry your dog poop.
Danger drowning.
Parrot warning of electrocution.
Disposable panties.
Diving Kappa.
Dog appeals for
your very best manners.
But it's ok to dress them up in Wanko.
Bunny bun looks like a camel toe.
In a plastic bag
don't carry him or her.
No entry or else
you get a hammer.
Toilet paper titles;
My Moon or Pity,
Rest Answer
Or when it hits the fan: Naive Lady.
Pick Me! Pick Me! Tear.
Beats the classic: "Standard Burgers",
Lavatory sign for foreigners:
It has separated
the male and the woman.
Don't mistake.
Guy dressed as a bowling pin.
Peepee Rub?
Massage Mat instructions.
Cigarettes specially for a mild smoker.
Worried levee
stressed about bad drivers.
Riding bears appears
apparently dangerous.
That sign looks like a cock 'n balls.
Don't chuck your garbage on a dog.
Speed Your Sell.
Please do it at home.
Please do it at a pub.
Lyrics: ©2017 John T. Windle/Vaudeville John
All images taken by Vaudeville John over the years (2003~2016) No copyright bollocks on the photos but "Authentic Cleaning" is courtesy of Google Earth because fuck knows where I stored my original photo on my PC.