"You look lovely"
You look like a pig
The little white lie
The little white lie
"Where'd you get your hair done?"
That's gotta be a wig
The little white, little white lie.
"Your band is coming on there"
You sound like shit
The little white lie
The little white lie
"That skirt really suits you"
It SO doesn't fit
The little white, little white lie.
"It's lovely to see you"
Please go home.
"Hey! Cool beard!"
You look like a gnome.
Oh no! it's her-
"Long time no see!"
All in the interest of har mo neeee!
"Isn't this romantic?"
This is so dull.
The little white lie
The little white lie
"Everyone is so good"
We really need a cull.
The little white, little white lie.
"She's really full of beans"
Your kid is a brat
"I like your hair colour"
You need to wear a hat
"What a lovely smile!"
You need to floss
"Wow! you got the silver!"
So, you lost?
Get down to the rhythm
of a prison of a euphemism
"I'm having a such a great time"
I wanna go home
The little white lie
The little white lie
"Nice to hear from you"
Why did you phone?
The little white little white lie.
"Yeah!"
No.
"Mmmm"(yummy intonation)
Bleuurghh! (vomming sound)
"Wow!"
-sigh!
"Great!"
Shit!
"I'm doing alright"
I'm up the creek
"Hey you're really funny!"
Watch your cheek!
"Maybe we can do it"
In your dreams.
"I think so!"
Not, it seems.
Right! Wrong!
Smells nice! Pong!
Kooky! Wanky!
I'm fine. Ouch!!!
You look like a pig
The little white lie
The little white lie
"Where'd you get your hair done?"
That's gotta be a wig
The little white, little white lie.
"Your band is coming on there"
You sound like shit
The little white lie
The little white lie
"That skirt really suits you"
It SO doesn't fit
The little white, little white lie.
"It's lovely to see you"
Please go home.
"Hey! Cool beard!"
You look like a gnome.
Oh no! it's her-
"Long time no see!"
All in the interest of har mo neeee!
"Isn't this romantic?"
This is so dull.
The little white lie
The little white lie
"Everyone is so good"
We really need a cull.
The little white, little white lie.
"She's really full of beans"
Your kid is a brat
"I like your hair colour"
You need to wear a hat
"What a lovely smile!"
You need to floss
"Wow! you got the silver!"
So, you lost?
Get down to the rhythm
of a prison of a euphemism
"I'm having a such a great time"
I wanna go home
The little white lie
The little white lie
"Nice to hear from you"
Why did you phone?
The little white little white lie.
"Yeah!"
No.
"Mmmm"(yummy intonation)
Bleuurghh! (vomming sound)
"Wow!"
-sigh!
"Great!"
Shit!
"I'm doing alright"
I'm up the creek
"Hey you're really funny!"
Watch your cheek!
"Maybe we can do it"
In your dreams.
"I think so!"
Not, it seems.
Right! Wrong!
Smells nice! Pong!
Kooky! Wanky!
I'm fine. Ouch!!!